Loading ...Okay, so there’s these three guys on a ship, and it’s a freakin huge ship, like the titanic or something, and they’re just floating out in the middle of an ocean. Of course, they have no idea how they got there, and they realize there’s no way three guys can man such a huge ship all by themselves, and this ship is enormous like God’s feet.
Then all of sudden one guy’s like, “What the fuck man. This huge ship isn’t a sailboat, it has engines and computers and stuff. All we have to do is find the control room, then we can sail it from there.”
So, they go looking for the main cabin, but this ship is so freaking huge, like God’s feet or something or maybe even like a million elephants huge, they look for hours and can’t find a thing. Except they did find the kitchen and spent like one of the hours in there ’cause they were freakin hungry like God’s feet or something or maybe like a million elephants hungry.
Anyway, they’re about to give up, then one guy’s like, “I have an idea, why don’t we split up and look for the cabin in all different places. I mean, of course we’re not going to find it if we all just keep searching this one hallway over and over. One of us can keep checking here, which is good ’cause all of us together would finish off all the food, and the rest of you can search other floors and stuff.”
Yeah, so, this guy’s idea actually worked right away, since the main cabin was just on the top floor, and really easy to find. So they all pack up some sandwiches and go try to figure out how to sail the ship. So they’re all up there pushing buttons and stuff, then one guy gets annoyed, “Dude, stop it! I can’t tell what buttons do what if you’re always pushing more buttons right after me.” “What? I just thought it would be faster if we both pushed buttons, ’cause there’s so freakin many we could get through them all faster.” “Whatever, just get the hell out, and wait outside.”
So, that guy goes outside, and he’s just sort of hanging around looking at the sky. Then he sees an albatross, and he’s like “Cool!” and he shoots the albatross right in the face with a flare gun. The other two guys come running out to see what happened, and one’s like “What the fuck did you do, are you trying to burn the ship down. What the fuck? You shot an albatross? Do you know how bad luck that is?”
“What the fuck are you talking about? It’s good luck to shoot albatrosses, you’re thinking of flying seagulls.”
“Dude, what the fuck? We have have to eat you now.”
Then all of a sudden the ship ran aground on some rocks, and at the top of the rocks there was a restaurant with a sign saying, “Albatross served here.” So the guy who shot the albatross was like, “See I told you.”
So they all went up to the restaurant to get something to eat, and they go in and there’s like all these freakin albatross, like a hundred of them, eating dinner. So the guys are all like, “What the fuck?” And they go up to the maitre di, who’s also an albatross, and they’re all like, “What the fuck is going on here. I thought you served albatross here. ”
Then with a huge smile, the albatross is like, “We do. We serve them people.”
